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quietexhibitionist:

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

frostiron-tower:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH hahahahhaha

(via teenage-fantasy-wasteland)

caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

image

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

(Source: millennialfirebird, via vvant)

thesmellofsunscreen:

scarily accurate

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(Source: anchoredmilso, via epic-humor)

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via pizza)

solitarylikeme:

#why is nobody explaining these pictures#everyday a new one surfaces with no caption#I need answers x
moriartystyles:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

astonishingly:

could you please not talk to me again? it’s for a school project

(via pizza)

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