Happy people don't shoot their husbands.

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internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

(Source: , via gelatins)

Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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(Source: sideponytailanimewife, via puffymind)

kittening:

like ask any straight woman for advice on giving a guy head and she can tell you techniques and tricks and all that but ask a straight dude how to go down on a girl and he’ll probably tell you that he “doesn’t go down on girls” smh

(via maahammy)

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

(via pizza)

pussysista:

I’m SORRI
kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
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