Happy people don't shoot their husbands.

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meankatie:

mr man gives us the facts
epic-humor:

made in mexico

hit-it-and-quidditch:

broken-skies-and-angel-wings:

hit-it-and-quidditch:

Anyone that says a woman’s first time is “supposed” to hurt and you’re “supposed” to bleed needs to be punched in the face and set on fire

WAIT IS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING NEWS TO ME. 

IF IT HURTS THAT MEANS YOU ARE NOT PROPERLY AROUSED/LUBRICATED ENOUGH AND YOUR PARTER IS NOT BEING GENTLE ENOUGH

SEX IS SUPPOSEDTO BE AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED AND IF YOURE NOT ENJOYING IT SOMETHING IS WRONG

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

(via oreoofficial)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(via pizza)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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(via kanyewesticle)

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(via generalbooty)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via pizza)

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via pizza)

"Rather than accepted, female bisexuality is “encouraged” on the sole grounds that it be palatable to straight men. Bisexual women are presented in hyper-sexualized contexts, as sexual objects for the hegemonic straight male gaze, while directly or covertly appealing to a quasi-pornographic fantasy of a (two females and one male) threesome, and while also reassuring us that these women are not really bisexual, but are simply behaving so for the satisfaction of the presumed male spectator."

- Shiri Eisner, Bi: Notes for a Bisexual Revolution, p.159   (via hachikuji)

(Source: bisexual-books, via panerasexual)

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